Godaddy's New Redesign

Today GoDaddy unveiled a redesign of their homepage.  It’s incredibly “web2.0″ with a whole bunch of slick gradients.  Too bad it’s like 5 years too late.  We use GoDaddy quite a bit for domain registration (matter o’ fact, I personally bought 2 domains last week) so the Need for a redesign was quite apparent (view the waybackmachine).  However… this one is a couple french fries short of a Happy Meal.

I’ll start with the cons:

Cons

  • It’s still a complicated mess.  A cluster-[insert 4 letter word here].  At one glance I can’t find anything I want to… except Danica Patrick.  Who is hott/hawt/xxxHOTxxx, but NASCAR Indy doesn’t make me want to buy a domain.
  • UPDATE: After looking at the code again, I noticed it’s a TABLE LAYOUT!  SINNNNNNERRRRR!
  • The rounded corners are doing nothing.  Rounded corners are supposed to sooth the reader and the content into place, make it “feminine” if you will.  
  • The <title> tag doesn’t even have the company’s name in it.  Granted this may be a GOOGLE HAXX, but it’s generally assumed you should include the Company Name in there.
  • A brief look under the hood exposes a conundrum of inline CSS, bloaty non-obfuscated javascript, and (according to Safari’s Web Inspector) 11 Errors.
    godaddy in safari webinspector
  • I get Dale Jr. and Danica, but I don’t know who Amanda and Candice are and/or why I should choose them to help me buy a domain. I’m pretty sure they’re strippers.

Pros

  • Danica Patrick is hott/hawt/xxxHOTxxx(?)
  • The login form is more accessible than it was before.  Good Job Go Daddy!
I think ultimately what the redesign actually should have done is put a HUMONGOUS “$1.99 DOMAINS! SEARCH HERE” and had a large input box for me to look for domains… since that is always my first step in buying a domain.  They could of even had Danica or one of those hot stripper girls pointing at it.
I think I’m done here.   Good try, godaddy, better luck next time!  I’ll still use your services though.